I spent five days in the hospital, and then I came home and decided that India is dirty and frustrating and not that cool anymore. And I cried and decided that I wanted to come home. And then I went to work and crazy stuff happened that made me want to quit. And I REALLY wanted to come home. But I am going to stay and try to find India funny again. I really miss home.
Andy,
ReplyDeletetell her to stop complaining. She's almost albino and the miss universe pageant is sponsored by a skin whitening cream. Also, I found a great restaurant. Apparently, someone decided to sell food put of their garage. No utensils, no english. I stopped in for a soda. This is ridiculous. I'm watching Troy and Debra is insisting on reciting all the subtitles in a horrendous accent. Yes, it is horrendous. Brad Pitt is a really good actor.
out of their garage, not put
ReplyDeleteI was under the impression that this blog was supposed to be about an adventure, not about a crybaby with a sore kidney who's afraid to go play with monkeys.
ReplyDeleteTo date, I have read no restaurant reviews, save a rave for Indian Dominos, and some garage soda that I'm sure was in a bag. Suck it up.
I need to hear about Indian Thanksgiving, for a start.